Dispensin' a Dispenser!

Engineer Axel: "Wait what?"

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BONUS DUCKS!!!

Engineer Axel: ...

Least Cluttered Toolbox

Engineer Axel: "Huh, Ah' don't remember havin' a floodlight. Welp, 'smine now."

Would'ja Look at That!

Engineer Axel: "Ain't that a funny look'n camera? Wonder if it works?"

Longest AFK Ever

If anyone is following I do apologize for the lack of activity. I haven't been motivated for a while as mentioned on my many other sites and things. The good news is, TF2 will always be in my blood and I will always go back to this when I can. On a side note, photo quality should be better than before in future photos.

Want to know what has happened behind the scenes until now? FORWARD!

Earlier this year I had ordered some Team Fortress 2 Portable Mercs Mini Figures by Crowded Coop. I had ordered three times when I felt like I had some money to burn. They are blind boxes so I wouldn't know what I was getting. Here are some of the Micro Mercs I have gotten.

First Batch:

I would've never thought a pyro could be so cute.

Pyro: "MMMNNH MMMPH!!??"
It took some time for Mini Pyro to be nice to Micro Pyro.

Batch two and three:

The second time I ordered I have received another BLU Spy which is still sealed because I was able to see/feel through the wrapper he was in, and a BLU Scout, partially pictured in the last photo. The third time I got two chase models which are unique rare models, them being an "invisible" Spy (not pictured) and a Balloonicorn Pyro, and a regular RED Engineer.

BLU TEAM FOREVER! My scarf! I just like the color BLUE so naturally I go to BLU. What ever the hell they really stand for fighting is probably not my motives unless it is for America. 

Last but not least, I got a RED Engineer continuing my TF2 NECA collection. I know, I know, "But this site is called Mini Mercs of BLU!!!" Yes, but it has been so long since the release of Series 3 in RED I was afraid I'd be missing out on an Engineer in general so I had to get one. He can be a defect, who knows?

I've named him Axel. So far he's the only one with a name.

Axel just chillin'. The defect is a bit high strung because he's at a BLU's compound.
Also being a nosey little turd and eyeing my FB.

Yay for camera filters. Ultimate "chibification."

Then sometime after I tried out Loot Crate for 3 months. It wasn't so bad. They do these nice fold outs with their boxes. This was the "UNITE" themed box if I recall correctly. Proportions were perfect for the figurines. Only TF2 thing out of the whole package were 4 TF2 themed pins. 

So in conclusion this binge update and photos are from about the time period between Sept. 2014 - Aug. 2015.

A Heavy Package has Arrived

Pyro: "MMPH MMPH!"
Demo: "Would ye' lookit dat! I wonder if dere will be more of us."
Soldier: "What?! Another-?! Is that... our Heavy? GOOD GOD! LET'S GET HIM OUT!"

Petty Argument

It wasn't clear what these two were arguing about, but it ended with the intoxicated demoman falling over, pushing the soldier off the nightstand.

One Hundred Two...

Soldier: One hundred three... One hundred four...

Sentry Buster Buster

Demo: "I wouldn't be doin' dis if I was sure of what I was doin', but I done down a coupla' whiskey bottles and I'm ready to do what I was doin'."

Sticky Situation

Demo: "Ye be trippin' me wires! You shouldn't have done that!"

Through the Eyes

Pyro: "..."

Bunbun!

Pyro: "Mmph! Mmph! Hmhmhm~"

The Legend?

Demo: "Oh, me mudder'- Looky at wot aye found! NESSEH'! Ain't she big an' ugleh'? An'... hairy? Oooh, she's sae soft... Ye' can jes'...zzzZZZ."

Adapting and Moving Up

Soldier: "...On this ledge! We have a great view of the parameter! I'll just dump this junk over the edge."

Pyro: "Mmph?!"

Demo: "Aye, but... what is dis place? It looks like a rewm. A wee lad's rewm. A fifty foot wee laddie! Goh!"

Welcome Aboard!

Soldier: "More fellow team members!?
Hello there, Demoman, Pyro!"

Demo & Pyro: "..."

Soldier: "Oh, wait, you're in plastic boxes. Why are they in plastic boxes? I'VE GOT TO BUST THEM OUT!"

The New Commander

Soldier: "THIS IS MY SPOT! You come within miles from it and I'll make sure a rocket is shoved down your throat!"

Nearly Dissarmed

Soldier: "If you don't let go so I can beat you up, I'll rip my forearm off so I can properly proceed to smack you with this shovel!"

Magic Omelette

Soldier: "I was here first, therefore this is mine! YOU GOT THAT?! OVERGROWN LIZARD!"

Mann's Best Friend Steed

Soldier: "Oh look! A fifty foot Mexican weasel dog! TO WAR, MY NEW CANINE STEED!
...
Please, go?"

I DEMAND ANSWERS

Soldier: "ANSWERS TO WHERE I AM! I have no clue where I am."