A Heavy Package has Arrived

Pyro: "MMPH MMPH!"
Demo: "Would ye' lookit dat! I wonder if dere will be more of us."
Soldier: "What?! Another-?! Is that... our Heavy? GOOD GOD! LET'S GET HIM OUT!"

Petty Argument

It wasn't clear what these two were arguing about, but it ended with the intoxicated demoman falling over, pushing the soldier off the nightstand.

Sentry Buster Buster

Demo: "I wouldn't be doin' dis if I was sure of what I was doin', but I done down a coupla' whiskey bottles and I'm ready to do what I was doin'."

Sticky Situation

Demo: "Ye be trippin' me wires! You shouldn't have done that!"

The Legend?

Demo: "Oh, me mudder'- Looky at wot aye found! NESSEH'! Ain't she big an' ugleh'? An'... hairy? Oooh, she's sae soft... Ye' can jes'...zzzZZZ."

Adapting and Moving Up

Soldier: "...On this ledge! We have a great view of the parameter! I'll just dump this junk over the edge."

Pyro: "Mmph?!"

Demo: "Aye, but... what is dis place? It looks like a rewm. A wee lad's rewm. A fifty foot wee laddie! Goh!"

Welcome Aboard!

Soldier: "More fellow team members!?
Hello there, Demoman, Pyro!"

Demo & Pyro: "..."

Soldier: "Oh, wait, you're in plastic boxes. Why are they in plastic boxes? I'VE GOT TO BUST THEM OUT!"