A Heavy Package has Arrived

Pyro: "MMPH MMPH!"
Demo: "Would ye' lookit dat! I wonder if dere will be more of us."
Soldier: "What?! Another-?! Is that... our Heavy? GOOD GOD! LET'S GET HIM OUT!"

Petty Argument

It wasn't clear what these two were arguing about, but it ended with the intoxicated demoman falling over, pushing the soldier off the nightstand.

One Hundred Two...

Soldier: One hundred three... One hundred four...

Sentry Buster Buster

Demo: "I wouldn't be doin' dis if I was sure of what I was doin', but I done down a coupla' whiskey bottles and I'm ready to do what I was doin'."

Sticky Situation

Demo: "Ye be trippin' me wires! You shouldn't have done that!"

Through the Eyes

Pyro: "..."

Bunbun!

Pyro: "Mmph! Mmph! Hmhmhm~"

The Legend?

Demo: "Oh, me mudder'- Looky at wot aye found! NESSEH'! Ain't she big an' ugleh'? An'... hairy? Oooh, she's sae soft... Ye' can jes'...zzzZZZ."

Adapting and Moving Up

Soldier: "...On this ledge! We have a great view of the parameter! I'll just dump this junk over the edge."

Pyro: "Mmph?!"

Demo: "Aye, but... what is dis place? It looks like a rewm. A wee lad's rewm. A fifty foot wee laddie! Goh!"

Welcome Aboard!

Soldier: "More fellow team members!?
Hello there, Demoman, Pyro!"

Demo & Pyro: "..."

Soldier: "Oh, wait, you're in plastic boxes. Why are they in plastic boxes? I'VE GOT TO BUST THEM OUT!"

The New Commander

Soldier: "THIS IS MY SPOT! You come within miles from it and I'll make sure a rocket is shoved down your throat!"

Nearly Dissarmed

Soldier: "If you don't let go so I can beat you up, I'll rip my forearm off so I can properly proceed to smack you with this shovel!"

Magic Omelette

Soldier: "I was here first, therefore this is mine! YOU GOT THAT?! OVERGROWN LIZARD!"

Mann's Best Friend Steed

Soldier: "Oh look! A fifty foot Mexican weasel dog! TO WAR, MY NEW CANINE STEED!
...
Please, go?"

I DEMAND ANSWERS

Soldier: "ANSWERS TO WHERE I AM! I have no clue where I am."